Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands, before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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Why do Bride & Groom exchange rings/garlands during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately and silently. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
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Different Phases of a man:
--After engagement: Superman
--After Marriage: Gentleman
--After 10 years: Watchman
--After 20 years: Doberman
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it !!
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The --Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
2 comments:
Wife : "I wish i were a newspaper so u can hold me every morning"
Husband : " I wish u're a newspaper too my dear, so i can have a NEW ONE every morning "
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget
them.
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